Absurdist Misdirection

This episode is dedicated to my girlfriend because she said she likes the episodes where I ramble on endlessly about nothing and so that's what I tried to do.  Now that I think about it, maybe she said that because she thinks it's really annoying and if I ramble on and on endlessly, eventually I will end up alienating my audience.  Without my audience, well...there's no need for this podcast, so maybe she told me this, so I'd give up doing the podcast and spend all of my time with her!  As I type that out though, that seems less and less plausible, but let's not worry about what's plausible or not plausible.  Let's just focus on this latest episode of this award winning podcast!!!